Alas, Newsies opens on Broadway tonight. Which clearly means that it’s time to answer the most important question of your youth: Which newsie is fated to be your one and only love?
We’re going old school, here. Like it’s 1992 and you just got your Tiger Beat Magazine from the corner store. So grab some scrap paper and sharpen your pencils, ladies and gents, cause you’ve got some tallying to do!